A-rovin' over the sea,
Give me a career as a buccaneer
It's the life of a pirate for me
Oh, the life of a pirate for me!
Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life,
For when it's all over a jolly sea rover
Drops in on his friend, Davey Jones
Oh, my good friend, Davey Jones!
Ahoy scallywags! This week we loot on Steven Spielberg's worst movie o' all time as we celebrate th' life o' our matey Jeff 'n th' 25th anniversary o' th' movie Hook. Jeff loved this movie as a wee scallywag cause he hisself ne'er really grew up, he stayed a wee scallywag at heart 'n Neverland really spoke t' 'im. I hope ye scallywags enjoy this episode 'n remember Ye be a lewd, crude, rude, bag o' pre-chewed food dude!
Bangarang, Jeff, Bangarang!